and that's why she named me lady

Things that pique my interest.

Landed a job interview for tomorrow at Best Buy. Though I am thoroughly pleased, I am shocked they are interviewing me after I pretentiously stated that the unemployment rate in the U.S is at 8.2% in my application. I am now obsessively researching the company and drinking gallons of water in preparation for a potential drug screening.

  1. the-river-jordan said: best buy does drug test.
  2. asssica said: i had a drug test not too long ago, fuck water, dude. If you have like 30 bucks to spare, go to your local smoke shop and ask if they sell synthetic urine. It works 100% of the time. It’s called like quick fix or something
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